Want to know why I am the luckiest guy in the known universe? Kathleen and Jessica. Why do I love them? Let me count the reasons....
...because they are the ultimate fashion accessory...
... they look great together.
...and they look good at the beach...
...and look good in the desert..
...and they know how to have fun...
...and she knows how to play beer ping-pong...
...and can take a video, even when drunk...
...and they give me fashion shows...
...and more fashion shows...
...and more fashion shows...
...and they like to jet ski...
...and she likes to ride her quad...
..and we have a devil of a time together...
...and she cleans up nicely...
...and they stop the room when they enter...
...and they have interesting tastes in pottery...
...and they wear red and black well...
...and they wear hats well...
...and she skis well...
...and they smile...
...and we cook...
...and she can do magic when she comes out of the bottle...
...and she takes care of me when I get drunk...
...and she has nice ink...
...and she completed her CogSci degree...
...and she can catch big fish...
...and looks so fine on the shore...
...and smiles a lot...
...and they smile alot...
...and she smiles alot...
...and they have fun together...
...and we have fun together...
...lots of fun together...
...they rock the beach....
...and the ski slopes...
...and we rock the household...
...and she looks so fine in her convertible...
..and she can take good photos, even through a mirror...
...and looks good in Manhattan...
...and they have nice ink...
...and smile together...
...and looks good as a super heroine...
...and as a stewardess in the "Mile High Club".
...and she likes doing exciting things...
...and is not afraid to get dirty and help me when I need help...
...and can operate my unimog...
...and totally rocks my world!
So now you know.